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World to end in three days

The entire world will definitively end in three days, according to Olive Kohl. Miss Kohl, a 38-year-old tarot store owner from Valkyrie,...

New Sheriff condemns "Fake News"

Sheriff Hank Frederson has condemned the culture of "fake news" in Cape Misfortune. He said: "There is no place for superstition...

Ghostly Train Terrifies Locals.

Frightened Cape Misfortune locals have reported a ghostly steam train pulling up on the private line once used by Victorian lumber...

Cape Misfortune FM

Cape Misfortune FM What's playing on the local radio

Fog Warning

The Sherrif's Office have warned there is a big fog coming in. People are advised to stay at home and avoid essential travel.


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